QUIS LEGET HAEC

Monday

So, I had to take a skills assessment test today. Didn't go so well because I went in cocky as hell and was put in my place by programs. As pathetic as I feel, it's worse putting down on key strokes. Anyway, there were two other people there taking their own versions. I assume they were there for the same job. Or, the school just gives the same test to all it's perspective employees. Oh well, nothing I can really do about it now.

Came in late to work becuase...well...no good excuse. Just let time wind down until there was no other recourse than to drive extremely fast to see if I could turn back time to get to work on time. Alas no! No such occurance took place. I was forced to trudge into the library.

In case you're wondering, for some of these words, I'm using a thesaurus. FYI!!!

Getting back to my library experience. I'm lazy as hell, as you all know. At least the library looks nicer. The new feel makes it feel less like my own personal hell and more like the prison where I will dwell for the remainder of my life.

Okay, enough self pity and more denial. People love me, dogs wag their tails at me and children don't vomit on me. Well, that's enough of that.

BACK TO YOU, JIM.

2 Comments:

Blogger justavu said...

dogs run away from me. children snarl and people throw things at my head. =(

10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now that is the saddest thing i have ever read.

8:36 AM  

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