Guess what I did this morning? I woke up next to a beautiful brown-eyed brunette.
I BABYSAT MY GODDAUGHTER!!! Yeah me! Man that girl has lungs but I got her to sleep and I worked on my Ethics paper while she slept. I layed next to her at about 3:30 in the morning and by 4:00, realized that she had moved over towards me. Before I knew it, she had confiscated the entire bed. We slept listening to classical music and opera.
This three month little monster wouldn't go to sleep last night until mom gave her a bath. She woke up at about 5:15 and i fed her, burped her and then we went to the living room to watch MTV and VH1 till her mom came to pick her up.
I just realized that i can't be a father. Last night, while she was crying, she looked up at me with tear filled eyes and my heart melted. I almost started crying myself becuase I didn't know what she wanted. She looked at me like she was disappointed that I didn't know what she wanted. That hurt.
I don't know how women do it. I would doze off every so often but something would wake me up to check her. I had to make sure she was breathing and comfortable before I would relax, but after a few moments of relaxation, I'd have to check her again. I must have slept with my hand on her tummy at some point within those few hours of non-sleep. But I felt good when we were watching videos. She sat between my folded legs on the sofa. Her head was on my stomach and she must have assumed that it was the softest pillow she ever had. Again, YEAH ME! I'm a good Godfather...