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Movie Review: HOSTEL

OH MY GOD!!!!! That movie is the most horrible of all horror movies. It surpasses Texas Chainsaw Massacre by a long shot when it comes to blood and gore. It actually makes me want to stay away from Europe all together. I never want to go to Slovakia because I won't get any sleep. I'll be constantly afraid for my life. I don't want any American to go because they fair a pretty good fare out there (wow, all that rhymed). The movie starts off with every guys Euro Trip asperation: to get laid. And it all goes down hill from there. That movie should just be band and burned; It's just to graphic! Well, that's my movie review.

2 Comments:

Blogger justavu said...

i hear hostel's like a porn.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no. "history of violence" is more like porn than this movie. this one has boob shots and sex, but nothing as in your face as "history of violence".

3:03 PM  

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