Well! I had the strangest email sent to me earlier. It was from a person from many years ago. Well, this person was just the "messenger". "Messenger" said that "so-n-so" wanted to get in touch with me A-Sap. I freaked! I thought someone was dieing. Or worse, I was someone's father...hehehe. Anyway, it turned out that all "so-n-so" wanted to do was talk. "So-n-so" didn't know that I had graduated and "so-n-so" was happily surprised. Something about catching up. The pathetic part is is that all this time "so-n-so" had all my 411 (Phone & email). Old days! Man, sometimes you have to hate old days!
I have a theory of the soul. I think I may have mentioned this one before. I just thought you might like to hear it. Well, think of the soul as a receptacle. All the soul does is learn. At birth, it's as empty as a newborns bottle. (hehehe--> Like my metaphor?)
*Note: Remember, we are not put on this earth to die, but to live. What do you do with life every day, you learn and adapt.
So, that's what the soul does. All the years of your life center around this one concept, to learn, and when it's your time to say hi to relatives long since gone, your soul is sent into the heavens (or wherever) so it can rejoin the rest of the souls (to dance and play harps or whatever). Now, here's where it gets really Platonic. Plato has the forms and the concept of recollection, well, same thing pertains here. No one officially expires. Just like mans centripetal concept is to learn, ergo, the souls destination's concept is to learn as well. All these souls are splishy-sploshying around in their "dimension" and they're mixing up and combining, BUT like qualities combine with like qualities. Some of the lesser "aspects" of the soul get "lost in translation".
*Note: I divide soul into 1. Qualities, 2. Aspects. Qualities are dominant and Aspects are submissive.
Now, the souls are only halfway finished with their journey. They still have to return or leave their dimension. Some of you may be thinking how do material and immaterial thingies get together. Well, it's kind of like Star Trek. Star Trek, you ask? "What do you mean, crazy fat man?" Well, if you give me time I'll answer you.
When the Enterprise goes into Warp speed, it goes faster than the speed of light. It's no longer part of "our" space/time, but faster. In our reality, it's not material. It's other than material. For them, and for us (television watchers) they are physically walking around because if they weren't, it would make a terrible television series. Anyway, off track, lets get back on the train...
So, think of the souls as traveling between dimensions in the same fashion. They go up and they come back down, (now you have to remember that the whole time/space thing applies here. A completely NEW soul doesn't return at the same time. Think of the whole process as a showering affect. Qualities and Aspects are always showering down on us, which explains our mood swings. As we learn, we have new Q&A's combining with those that are similar to it within us. It's those aspects that tend to confuse the sh*t out of us. It's a kind of dispersment of sorts.
Well, thank you for watching, "A Day In The Life Of A Bored Reference Assistant". Tune in next time for another captivating episode. Does Johnny escape the well, Does Maggie fly the coop, or does Greg finally tell his parents he's not GAY??? (Ton-Ton-Ton!) More exciting stories on "A Day In The Life Of A Bored Reference Assistant".
Brought to you by -Soap on a Rope-, the makers of the Anal Probe...
I have a theory of the soul. I think I may have mentioned this one before. I just thought you might like to hear it. Well, think of the soul as a receptacle. All the soul does is learn. At birth, it's as empty as a newborns bottle. (hehehe--> Like my metaphor?)
*Note: Remember, we are not put on this earth to die, but to live. What do you do with life every day, you learn and adapt.
So, that's what the soul does. All the years of your life center around this one concept, to learn, and when it's your time to say hi to relatives long since gone, your soul is sent into the heavens (or wherever) so it can rejoin the rest of the souls (to dance and play harps or whatever). Now, here's where it gets really Platonic. Plato has the forms and the concept of recollection, well, same thing pertains here. No one officially expires. Just like mans centripetal concept is to learn, ergo, the souls destination's concept is to learn as well. All these souls are splishy-sploshying around in their "dimension" and they're mixing up and combining, BUT like qualities combine with like qualities. Some of the lesser "aspects" of the soul get "lost in translation".
*Note: I divide soul into 1. Qualities, 2. Aspects. Qualities are dominant and Aspects are submissive.
Now, the souls are only halfway finished with their journey. They still have to return or leave their dimension. Some of you may be thinking how do material and immaterial thingies get together. Well, it's kind of like Star Trek. Star Trek, you ask? "What do you mean, crazy fat man?" Well, if you give me time I'll answer you.
When the Enterprise goes into Warp speed, it goes faster than the speed of light. It's no longer part of "our" space/time, but faster. In our reality, it's not material. It's other than material. For them, and for us (television watchers) they are physically walking around because if they weren't, it would make a terrible television series. Anyway, off track, lets get back on the train...
So, think of the souls as traveling between dimensions in the same fashion. They go up and they come back down, (now you have to remember that the whole time/space thing applies here. A completely NEW soul doesn't return at the same time. Think of the whole process as a showering affect. Qualities and Aspects are always showering down on us, which explains our mood swings. As we learn, we have new Q&A's combining with those that are similar to it within us. It's those aspects that tend to confuse the sh*t out of us. It's a kind of dispersment of sorts.
Well, thank you for watching, "A Day In The Life Of A Bored Reference Assistant". Tune in next time for another captivating episode. Does Johnny escape the well, Does Maggie fly the coop, or does Greg finally tell his parents he's not GAY??? (Ton-Ton-Ton!) More exciting stories on "A Day In The Life Of A Bored Reference Assistant".
Brought to you by -Soap on a Rope-, the makers of the Anal Probe...
posted by Crescamus in Christos at 9/18/2004 04:07:00 PM
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