Elmo, dude, I’m sorry. Talk about a major cock-block. Not everyone can say that they’ve been chased by a rock star, and here’s my man Elmo being chased by the luscious Katy Perry and mother’s around the country step in and say, “Oh hell no, Elmo”!

I was reading something about the stars that have been allowed on Sesame Street and came across the bloody, baby doll chopping Alice Cooper. Well, the article was half right about that one. Alice Cooper was on the Muppet Show, but one of his songs was parodied on Sesame Street. I guess the Mother’s Brigade would rather have a rock star who chops up dolls to impress on their children. Go America!!!

Let’s see who else was on Sesame Street.

There’s been Johnny Cash. Now, don’t get me wrong. I love Johnny Cash. His music has been inspirational to me. American’s around the world probably have at least one favorite. One of mine (notice how I say “one of mine”, implying that I have other’s) is Hurt. Anyway, Mr. Cash’s life has not been all that kid friendly. For instance, he had multiple arrests relating to alcohol, drug abuse (although it couldn’t be called drug use because it was prescription drugs). He also attempted suicide. Go America!!!

Let’s move on.

There’s Kim Cattrall who is known in movies to be a Cougar, preying on younger men. There’s Sex in the City. We all know the exploits of the sensuous Samantha (wink wink). From memory, I remember another movie that I saw Ms. Cattrall in (aside from Star Trek V), Live Nude Girls, where she has sex with one of her neighbors teenage son because he called her beautiful.

Mel Gilbson: Hates Jews and women.

Ice-T, whose gangsta anthem, Cop Killer, enlightened the ethnic community to all the injustices of law. Quite a protest song there, sir.

Now, these are just a few stars in their respective industries that I came across. I guess it’s time to put things in perspective.

Just because your husband’s believe Sarah Palin is hot, doesn’t make all hotties evil. If you’re worried about the impression on your children, remember that there’s already been a drug abusing, alcoholic on Sesame Street (Sorry Mr. Cash, I love you and I hope the “hurt” is gone). There’s been a doll murdering individual who’s honored the show with his presence. There’s been a cougar that impressed me every other day. Sesame’s Dark Age has seen a Jew hating, wife beater who believes in Christ and loves the lord. And there’s been a man who called out for the general public to kill law enforcement officers. Correct me if I’m wrong, but these “impressions” tend to be worse than boobs.

Thundar….Thundar….Thundar MOM’s GOOOOO!!!!!