Ghosts in the attic!

So, I was driving home this morning from Houston and I was listening to…I think it was 94.5 FM…anyway, they were talking about how 47% of surveyed Americans would live with a ghost for free rent.  Well, I got in, turned on my laptop and decided to check, because I’m not sure that anyone would actually have this kind of survey.  What I found was astonishing!  It turns out that I got the number wrong (Imagine that. I’m wrong).  Anyway, the percentage, according to rent.com, 51% would live with a ghost for free.  27% would live with a ghost for half-price rent.  30% would live with a ghost for free utilities.  Now, of course, it doesn’t add up to 100%, but that’s because the surveyed individuals were allowed to pick multiple selections.

In the current dynamic economic situation, hell, anyone who’s been foreclosed would gladly live with a ghost for free.  The only thing they have to worry about is the violent outbursts of them being flung against walls and dragged out the front door.  That almost sounds like a bachelor’s party gone wild.