Naughty Sunday at the Museum
Act I
The Grand Hall is filled to capacity. THere is no room to walk or stand. Sun shines through the windows and llights above blare down. THe noise from the crowd is deafening. People are talking loud and still cannot be heard. The emplyees are trying their best to keep order to no avail.
Act 1:Scene 1
The building is all hustle and bustle. The people are ranting and raving over the lack of tickets for Special Exhibit.
Employee: No More Special Exhibit Tickets!!
Patrons (all together): WHAT!?!?
Act I:Scene 2
Jesus: How can I help you today?
Mean patron that drove down from Dallas: Special Exhibit tickets please.
Jesus: We have no more Special Exhibit tickets. The only tickets left are for members. If you were to become a member, you'd be able to see Special Exhibit.
Angry Patron: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION!!!
Jesus: How so?
Angry Patron: Because it is! I need to speak to a manager, NOW!
Jesus: Why certainly!
Act 1:Scene 3
Jesus: Mamager, a patron needs to speak to you.
Manager: Why certainly.
Enters manager to the window with angry patron from Dallas.
Angry patron's son: I've been waiting 6 years to see Bodyworlds.
Manager: Only the member tickets remain. That's the reason Jesus mentioned the member tickets.
Jesus (smiling at two friends in line): What are you guys doing here?
Angry patron from Dallas (to manager): I don't appreciate him standing back there laughing at me.
Manager turns to Jesus.
Jesus (turns towards manager after hearing angry patrons comment): I saw two friends in line. I was laughing at them.
Act II
The President of the Museum's wife was standing at the counters assisting the patrons with their problems. She was keeping the lines moving as best she could and relaying information as quickly as she got it.
Act II:Scene 1
Angry patron from Dallas: They have been extremely rude to me at this place. I want free tickets to make up for my hardship of being dumb enough to wait for six months before driving down to H-Town to see Special Exhibit.
President's Wife: why certainly. I'll get one of the full time employees to get you into Special Exhibit for free.
The End
Act I
The Grand Hall is filled to capacity. THere is no room to walk or stand. Sun shines through the windows and llights above blare down. THe noise from the crowd is deafening. People are talking loud and still cannot be heard. The emplyees are trying their best to keep order to no avail.
Act 1:Scene 1
The building is all hustle and bustle. The people are ranting and raving over the lack of tickets for Special Exhibit.
Employee: No More Special Exhibit Tickets!!
Patrons (all together): WHAT!?!?
Act I:Scene 2
Jesus: How can I help you today?
Mean patron that drove down from Dallas: Special Exhibit tickets please.
Jesus: We have no more Special Exhibit tickets. The only tickets left are for members. If you were to become a member, you'd be able to see Special Exhibit.
Angry Patron: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION!!!
Jesus: How so?
Angry Patron: Because it is! I need to speak to a manager, NOW!
Jesus: Why certainly!
Act 1:Scene 3
Jesus: Mamager, a patron needs to speak to you.
Manager: Why certainly.
Enters manager to the window with angry patron from Dallas.
Angry patron's son: I've been waiting 6 years to see Bodyworlds.
Manager: Only the member tickets remain. That's the reason Jesus mentioned the member tickets.
Jesus (smiling at two friends in line): What are you guys doing here?
Angry patron from Dallas (to manager): I don't appreciate him standing back there laughing at me.
Manager turns to Jesus.
Jesus (turns towards manager after hearing angry patrons comment): I saw two friends in line. I was laughing at them.
Act II
The President of the Museum's wife was standing at the counters assisting the patrons with their problems. She was keeping the lines moving as best she could and relaying information as quickly as she got it.
Act II:Scene 1
Angry patron from Dallas: They have been extremely rude to me at this place. I want free tickets to make up for my hardship of being dumb enough to wait for six months before driving down to H-Town to see Special Exhibit.
President's Wife: why certainly. I'll get one of the full time employees to get you into Special Exhibit for free.
The End
posted by Crescamus in Christos at 9/06/2006 11:01:00 AM
1 Comments:
this isn't funny. but i am laughing.
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